But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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