Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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