I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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