i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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