porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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