babies were throwing up all over the place
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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