Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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