Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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