absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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