is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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