I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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