make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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