Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
