ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
