I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
True strength comes from lack of pants
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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