6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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