He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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