So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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