Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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