she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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