was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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