we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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