At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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