Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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