i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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