I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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