Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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