dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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