She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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