Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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