And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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