why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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