it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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