How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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