so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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