she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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