I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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