if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
