Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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