Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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