I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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