You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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