So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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