Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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