I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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