Don't you send me to vm
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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