Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Two words: blizzard sex
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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