You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
