It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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