Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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