Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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