He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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