Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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