He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Randomize
