cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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